For Immediate Release

February 25th, 2010
Vancouver, British Columbia

The IOC ponders a decision over whether BOKKX Chocolates should be placed on the banned substance list.

The controversy arose after Canada defeated Russia in the Men's Hockey Quarterfinal last night. Several Olympic athletes, including many of the players on the Men's and Women's hockey team, have been seen eating numerous BOKKX Chocolates in the Athletes House. The IOC is implying that the chocolates are a contributing factor to several medals due to their euphoric qualities.

There are suggestions that BOKKX Chocolates mask the pain of injury and create a heightened sense of perception. The alegations are unsubstantiated and BOKKX President Bruce Tanton had no comment on the issue aside from a terse 'pirate' growl.

Should BOKKX Chocolates be added to the banned substance list?

"Total voters : 80"